Tommy: "​ Now this is a very famous old trick the bottle and the glass. Famous bottle and glass. The glass and the bottle.  The idea of the trick is this. I cover it like that you see and what happens?"

Takes bottle out of tube

"Too many bottles. The glass has got to change places with the bottle. The glass .......the bottle has got to go over there. So."

Looks under both tubes

"Now the glass is here and the bottle is there. The difficult part is to make them go back again."

Claps his hands

"Wo-ha-sha-woll-ha. Now here's the glass and here's the bottle. You just carry on like that see. Uh-huh-huh-huh. Too many bottles."

Takes bottle from tube

"I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll just use one tube. Here's the bottle see. The bottle there. Now the glass becomes a bottle. And the bottle becomes a glass. The glass becomes a bottle. And this one goes like that. Sometimes you can do this trick........................ Oh too many bottles."

Takes bottle out of tube

"Sometimes you can do this trick with no bottle at all.  Just glasses. See if you want to you can have a bottle there look.
A bottle there. And a bottle there. And a bottle there like that see. A bottle there like that And then one over there. One over there. And one over there. And another. And one there. And one there. And one there. And one there. And one there. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha. THATS IT !!!"

Table is now full of Martini bottles