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Show me a man who comes home in the evening and is greeted with a smile, encouraged to take his shoes off, has pillows arranged all around him and is served a delicious meal, and I'll show you a man who lives in a Japanese restaurant!
Not like that - like that
My Teeth Itch
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Glass, Bottle
You Shouldn't Be In There
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Here's A Quick Joke
Wonderful Audience
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What Do You Mean Come Off
Audience Good Or Bad
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Egg Bag
I Cannot Help Laughing
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On The Other Hand
Before the show the producer
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Spoon Jar
If I meet with an accident
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Have I Got Time For More?
You've gotta laugh
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It's all different every night
Come the same time tomorrow
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Now this trick starts very slowly
Just Like That
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I'll do the full act tonight
Sitting Ovation
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